Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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