Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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