Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Randomize
