Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I deserve this hangover.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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