At least make sure they are 18
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.