She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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