He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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