Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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