she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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