I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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