If i come over, it means nothing
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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