it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you didnt know i had herpes?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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