When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
