I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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