I think I am morally bankrupt
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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