I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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