I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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