I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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