If that was your dad, he is hot
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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