How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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