I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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