I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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