I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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