I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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