someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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