I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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