Don't make out with my wife yet
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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