Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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