Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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