direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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