i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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