Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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