What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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