Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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