I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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