4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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