Where is the hickey?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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