And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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