Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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