Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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