So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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