please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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