there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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