Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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