That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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