Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
