Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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