my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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