did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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