omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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