you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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