do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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