i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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